There are big ships and there are small ships. But the best Ships are Furiend-ships. *wag wag wag*

This is my little furiend Jack.

He’s 11 months old, only 2 months younger than me, and he’s the lickiest dog that I know. His humans and my human are best friends, so we get to see each other a lot. We’re always ganging up on the humans and getting them to take us for Geo-Walkies, in nice new woods … and we always race to see who can sniff out the horse poo first. Jack LOVES to roll in it and I like to eat HUGE mouthfuls *wag wag wag* It’s true, it tastes and smells SO pawsome!

On the weekend, Jack and I took the humans for a Geo-Walk in a woodlands nearby. We had to search out the treasures and the humans always make me pose for pictures near the treasure.

We’d been out for HOURS and I heard the mancub ask my human something.

”ROAST CHICKEN, BELLA”

That’s what I heard, although my human assures me that the WHOLE question was ”We’re having a roast dinner, with chicken, do you want to come ? You can bring Bella”

I only heard the chicken bit and ran straight over to Jack to tell him that we need to make a plan. We both LOVE chicken.

After our long walk, everyone was hungry and me and Jack were drooling all the way home, thinking of that juicy chicken, steaming on the plate and wafting delicious meaty smells into our noses.

Humans – 1, Dogs – 0

We got to Jack’s house and already I could smell it. Turns out, the humans had ALREADY cooked the chicken. They went straight to the kitchen to prepare the vegetables and there was NO opportunity to sneak in there and steal it. Not one.

The humans took HUGE plates of food to the table … they were so hungry they didn’t even talk, they just stuffed their faces like little piggies.  Jack whispered to me … and we made a Plan B.

Dogs – 1, Humans – 1

After the humans finished STUFFING their faces and making ‘mmmmm’ noises, they cleared the table and sat down for dessert.

Dessert – you know the one? The creamy, sweet and delicious kind. The kind that smells good and sits on the kitchen counter all by itself when the humans eat their dinner.

The kind that dissapears all by itself too.

The humans asked Jack and I if we knew where it had gone. As you can see by my innocent eyes, it had NOTHING to do with me.

I’d like to set the record straight for EVERYONE …

It had NOTHING to do with Jack either.

*wag wag wag*

Glamping

You know one of the worst things that a dog has to watch?

It’s when their human packs their bag. It’s rubbish. Especially because us pups know that when that happens, they’ll definitely be away for more than one day. This happened to me on Saturday morning. My human was rushing around and I didn’t like it at all. I used my puppy dog eyes and sat in the doorway looking sad, trying to let her know that I wanted to come too.

I think it worked! (Puppy dog eyes usually work!) As soon as she had finished packing her bag, she started on my stuff. I helped by bringing all my toys one by one. *Wag wag wag*

We jumped in the car, picked up some friends and set off on our adventure. It was called Glamping. When we got there, I was SO happy. It was PAWSOME. It was a field and a tent and a shed made of sticks, with chickens and goats and ducks.

There were hares and rabbits and foxes, deer and pheasants and grouse too! My nose was on overdrive all weekend! Norfolk smells SO good! My human was happy too. I think she likes the fields as much as I do!

Most of the time I was allowed off my lead and my human said I was ‘’real good Bella’’. When I was tied up I didn’t bark too much and when I wasn’t, I didn’t run off to the animals. But it was because I had a few jobs to do. I had to constantly clear the area of rabbits and hares, and I had to fetch sticks for the fire.

To be honest, I was easily occupied.

It was the best weekend ever. After a day of playing in the field we went home and cooked dinner on a wood burning stove that was in our tent and my human had a candle lit dinner.

After that, we all went outside and watched the sunset together by the fire.

Everyone went to bed then, except me and my human. We sat outside with only the stars and moon for company. It was pawsome. I wish we could live like this all the time.

The Mischief
Nibbles is a little toy rabbit that belongs to a class of 7 year olds and he gets to take it in turns to go home with each child. They help him write his diary with photos of what he’s been doing when he stayed with them. This weekend, one of our friend’s mancub got picked to look after Nibbles.

My human helped take lots of pictures of the mancub and Nibbles. We got our breakfast from the hens. We were allowed to go to the chickens and see if they had laid any eggs and if they had, the humans gobbled them up.
I really wanted to check out the chicken shed but oh no, Nibbles went. I had to think this through. Why was the rabbit getting all the fun?

While I was thinking about what to do, my human took another picture of Nibbles.
It looked like this.

She decided it wasn’t good enough and went to take a close up. I saw my moment. I went into stalking mode and her next picture looked like this …

OOPS. *wag wag wag*

 

Britains Next Top Dog Model

My little friend Tucker, from the puppies that were live on the webcam, has entered the Britains Next Top Dog Model competition.

He’s doing well, at the moment it looks like he’s a close second in his area.

It’s running through facebook votes at the moment, so all you have to do is click the link below and like the picture.

 

https://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?fbid=401636856611202&set=a.401636246611263.1073741836.302649179843304&type=1&theater

 

Please help Tucker win! *wag wag wag*

It’s been a good few months of cold and snow.

I LOVE cold and snow, every Mountain Dog does.

My human, on the other paw, had decided she’d had enough of the snow and the cold. So she changed her clock so that it read ‘summer time’ and it made the sun come out! I don’t know why she didn’t do it sooner – she’s been complaining for a month!

It’s not a long post today … I’ve got some new summer rules to remember.

 

The window is not a door.
The window is not a door.
The window is not a door.

 

 

It was my 1st Birthday on Saturday and my human arranged a pawty for me.

She baked a doggy cake the night before, with lamb and cottage cheese, parsley and more cheese, it smelt pawsome and I had to keep checking on it all night. I knew it was for me, I could just tell.

In the morning, we jumped in the car and went and got my big brother Alfie and headed to the park. When I got there, I couldn’t believe my ears. I could hear some Entlebucher roo’s and there are NEVER Entlebucher roo’s in my park, unless it’s me roo’ing.

And then I sniffed the air and knew who it was. My Brother and Sister, Eiger & Bonnie and my lil cous, Basil. He’s still a little pup and very cute It was pawsome to see them. I said a big Happy Birthday to my brother and sister. We’d all sniffed this park before except Basil, so the older one’s headed off to show Basil all the fun and talk about our humans.

First thing’s first was a bit of mischief.

Eiger and I decided to start ’round 5′ of our wrestling game, covering ourselves in mud and slobber and bashing into a few of the humans at full speed.

Of course, I had to steal Eiger’s favourite toy.

 

You’re not a toy stealer unless you actually steal a toy at EVERY given opportunity.  It was a pawsome ball on a string. I was SUPER fast, grabbed the ball and waved it around, bashing it against me. Alfie saw EXACTLY what I’d done and I saw him coming to Eiger’s rescue, with ”that” look on his face.

 

Basil found a PAWSOME stick, he was running around like a little puppy and REALLY wanted someone to chase him.

I was going to steal that too, but Bonnie started the chase. Bonnie’s really fast and I was impressed that Basil had some Entlebucher moves already. I really wanted to gang up with Bonnie and take that stick but Bonnie reminded me that he’s only a little puppy and I should mind my manners.

 

 

 

 

I didn’t mind too much because I’d smelt the cake and KNEW it was going to be pawsome, so I’d do a few silly things first.

The cake smelt SO pawsome and everyone couldnt wait to have some, some of us were even drooling.

It was SO good. ALL of us doggies wanted more. My human was not paying attention to the cake. While we were eating, I saw Bonnie whispering to Eiger to go and see if he could get it. Eiger was running around and around, pretending to herd all the humans but I know he was after the cake really.

Now I’ve had a birthday pawty, I can honestly say they’re the BEST EVER. I can’t wait to have another one!

 

 

 

This is me. I’m cute, right?

 

Sometimes, I’m accused of being a bit of a goofball.

 

Cute and goofy I may be, but there’s one thing I’m not. And that’s STUPID.

My human, on the other paw …

Let me tell you a tail.

My human had an old friend over. The kind that she’s known for a long time, not the wrinkly kind.

There’s one thing that the English LOVE. Probably more than anything else. Tea and biscuits, or Tea and cake. Or Tea and more Tea.  They just can’t get enough of the stuff.

I LOVE tea, and I love milk too. I know that when the kettle’s boiling, I should always run and sit on my human’s feet. When she gets that white bottle from the fridge … I walk under it, pulling my good girl face and sometimes, I get a little drop to taste.

So, my human had her friend round and it’s customary in England to ‘first things first, wanna cuppa?’

Out came the tea. Out came the biscuits. Out came Bella’s good girl face.

I have to tell you about these certain biscuits. They’re called Jammy Dodgers. They’re crunchy and chewy all at the same time. They’re PAWSOME and THAT’s what my human and her friend were eating.

”Look Bella”,  my human said, ”I’ve got a biscuit. It’s YUMMY. Its buttery and delicious and crunchy and it goes really nicely with my tea. You want some dont’ you Bella”

I shut my mouth and concentrated on what she was saying, keeping my good girl face on.

”Look at this biscuit Bella” she said, as she showed it to me and nibbled it all around ”MMMMM, it’s gooooooood”

Some drool hit the floor.

Her friend laughed. ”You’re mean” her friend said to her. ”Look at her little face, she’s drooling”.

 

 

My human laughed too.  And got another biscuit.

She showed it to me.

 

She nibbled all round the biscuit. All the time she was looking at me. saying ‘MMMM, it’s delicious Bella, you want some?” … ”OH, not that bit … that’s bit’s too good. I HAVE to eat that bit Bella”

As I watched the crumbs falling, more drool hit the floor.

‘Bella?’ she said in her good girl voice. ‘Look at this. I’ve eaten all the biscuit and now there’s only the really jammy heart bit left. It’s the best bit Bella”

More drool hit the floor – I REALLY wanted some.

”You know I really love you, don’t you Bella? And look – this heart here, it’s meant to be isn’t it? You’re supposed to have the heart bit aren’t you, my pretty little love” she said.

There was a bang outside. I snapped my head towards the noise, worried about intruders. When I looked back at my human, the heart was gone. She had a big grin on her face. And her cheeks were fat.

She had stuffed it in her mouth, just like a little piggy, when I looked the other way.

I WAS ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED.  I gave her a FILTHY look. NOT FUNNY.  NOT FUNNY AT ALL.

She was laughing and so was her friend.

”Well, that’ll teach you Bella. Look away and it’ll disappear. Where’s it gone Bella??” she laughed and teased.

I sulked off to the other room, while the humans carried on.

 

OR DID I ?

 

Of course not.

No way.

I PRETENDED to sulk off to the other room.

 

I waited for my moment. Waited until neither of them were looking and I snuck into the kitchen, quiet as a mouse. Put my paws up on the counter and SNATCHED the pack of biscuits. haha! No one noticed.

I took them to my humans bed and ATE THE LOT.

ALL OF THEM. THEY WERE PAWSOME.

I left lots of crumbs on the pillow ”Because I love her”

 

And the Moral of the Tail ??

”If you look away, it’ll disappear”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Journey

On Friday, my human was home early from work. She was also very excited.

“I’ve got a surprise for you Bella”, she said.

I sat down, with my good girl face and waited to see what it was.

“We’re going somewhere special this weekend Bella. It’s called Crufts. It’s the most amazing place, with the coolest doggies in the country and they’re all competing to see who’s the best in lots of different competitions. They’ve got millions of dogs and toys and treats and food and smells. We’re going to have SO much fun. But we’re staying in a hotel tonight Bella, so you have to be really good.’’

That sounded like fun to me and my human smelled really excited.

Then I was put in the bath. I’m getting better with baths and I love it afterwards, when my skin feels tingly and I get to roll around in crazy puppy mode. I usually get a towel fight too. *Wag wag wag*

My human packed all my things, including my bed and was laughing saying that she had packed more for me than she had herself.  We got in the car and started our drive. I was asleep all the way … but I woke up at Alfie’s house! It’s my favourite hotel, so I was happy to stay here tonight.

The humans had some dinner and while we were having a play while Alfie said he had some important things to tell me. I listened carefully. He said his job was to wear me out for tonight and that I had to look after his human, remember that morning kisses are super important and he was going to stay and guard the house and look after his other human, while I went to show off. He said I was good at showing off, so that bit shouldn’t be a problem.

Soon enough, just as Alfie had said, I was packed into the car again, this time we had one of Alfie’s human’s with us. I slept for a long time and we arrived at the hotel late at night. After a quick walk, I got to see my room.

The humans were tired and it wasn’t long before we were all tucked up ready to go to sleep.  I chewed my rawhide on Alfie’s humans bed, before jumping over to the other bed, with my human to sleep.

 

The Morning.

There were 6 other doggies in our hotel. I could smell them all (and they’d all had baths!). I could hear lots of noises really early in the morning. I was having a listen, and I remembered what Alfie said. Morning Kisses.

I jumped over to Alfie’s human and planted a few right on her cheek. Then moved over to my human for the same. My human jumped out of bed and got dressed REALLY quickly saying she was going to take Bella to the toilet.

We walked outside and it was raining. A lot. It was 6:30am, and we were going to walk to the National Exhibition Center (NEC) from the hotel as it was 40 minutes and just perfect to calm me for the day.

We went back into the room and my human said she was going to take me for a walk now. We had to drive to the NEC, otherwise we’d all arrive soaked, so she would take me now so I had time to dry off and Alfie’s human could have more sleep.

 

The Mischief

She looked up a nearby Geocache (which is always helpful for finding places to walk when you don’t know the area). We quickly got to a field, I got let off the lead and I saw something …

A rabbit.

I ran like the wind. I was off. I chased it all over. I only wanted to smell it, but I couldn’t get close enough, so I HAD to chase. My human said she called me back but I was so far away I couldn’t hear her. After a long while, I came to her and we went back to the hotel.

Something wasn’t right. My paws. They were stinging. Really, really stinging. As we entered the room, I jumped over the bed, to give Alfie’s human some muddy morning kisses. (I thought Alfie would like that one) but my feet were sore.

I tried to get away from them and I couldn’t.

I was panting and scratching. My feet felt funny on the floor so I tried to pick my paws up but it was ALL of my paws so that didn’t work, I just ended up doing a sore paw dance. I rolled all over and growled. I bit and chewed my paws. I tried to bury myself under ANYTHING I could find. I was really stressed out. I just wanted my paws to go away. I got the hotel bed REALLY muddy while I was running around.

My human tried to catch my collar, to look at my paws and calm me down. She got me, but my feet were burning and I couldn’t stay still. I knocked some spare furniture over. It hit my human on the head and she let go.

I ran to Alfie’s human for protection. She grabbed my collar too, but my feet were burning and I couldn’t stay still. She whacked her elbow on the corner of the bedside cabinet, I think that hurt so she let go too.

Eventually, they both caught me. Alfie’s human said I’d probably stung my feet on stinging nettles as Alfie reacts exactly the same way when he’s done that before. I was taken into the shower and my human washed all my paws with cold water. It felt good.

I was still really stressed. My human used some Johnson’s vet Tea Tree Skin Calm on my feet (once she could get hold of them) and some Helios Homoeopathy SOeSsence Flower Formula on some biscuits, which would calm me down for a moment. Even in pain, I’ll always eat a few biscuits.

It all worked. I was still a bit sore but it quickly soothed and I felt a lot calmer about it all.

 

Discover Dog’s at Crufts.

When we arrived, there were doggies EVERYWHERE. Some dogs were wearing funny outfits of plastic to keep them dry. We followed the doggy smell and when I walked into the building,  I couldn’t believe my nose. Dogs, dogs, dogs and MORE dogs. I could smell fear and excitement and fun and seriousness. I could smell toys and food and lots and lots of dogs!

Some were just laying down with no humans around in long lines of shelves. Some were in cages. Some were with their humans, running around on some pretend grass in a big line together. Some had HUGE crowds of people, sitting up high in the sky watching them. Cheering and clapping. It was doggy heaven. Every dog looked pawsome. I’ve never smelt so many dogs in one place.

We walked through 3 HUGE halls, all filled with dogs doing different things. We got to the Entlebucher stand and I got to go in the pen. I was happy because I just needed a moment to understand what was going on! I’d forgotten all about my feet, this was so COOL.

The Entlebucher stand attracted lots of people, soon I was playing with children, getting lots of treats and showing off some tricks. My human was practising my down stays for ages while she was talking. I was really good and did most of them properly, even with all the distractions. I heard my human talking with Annie’s human about a ‘holiday romance’ that recently happened. It sounded gross.

I got to see my brother Eiger for a little while and we decided to show all the humans how playful our breed is. Our play was a bit too boisterous, so we split up for a little bit and worked separately, before we knocked over the stand *wag wag wag* Eiger went out front first, then I did and it attracted lots of people over.

Then our brother Bailey turned up. Wow, Bailey’s got really tall and strong looking! I didn’t believe it was him when I sniffed hello. He looks just like me, but a boy version. Our marking’s are very similar but he’s much much taller, just like our dad.  It was really cool to hang out with them for a little while. After that we were so busy. I got tired and lay down every time the humans stopped to do something. Tired and hungry, we all dragged ourselves back to the car for the journey home. My human said she was really proud of me. I had been on my best behaviour ALL day and she was really impressed that a puppy like me took it all in my stride.

 

 

The Best News EVER.

Do you remember that my friend Swift was competing at Crufts with her handler, my dog trainer Jo? They competed in the

Well, how do you think they did?

THEY WON!!!

We couldn’t believe it when the news got through to us, way over on the other side in a different hall. We were so happy and proud for them. We know how much hard work it is for a dog to be here, but to WIN … that’s just pawsome.

Well done SWIFT & JO.

We told you that you were the BEST. *wag wag wag*

 

As usual, there’s been SO much happening that I don’t know where to start – it’s been a long time since I last did a blog post.

We’re going to Obedience training classes 2 nights a week now and I get to do Agility with my brother Alfie on another night, so sometimes its 3 nights a week.  There’s so much to practise between classes that my human has had to start writing notes.  She says that I know what to do all the time but she gets it wrong. Sometimes in the class people laugh at her because she’s so clumsy. All the other dogs think I’ve got the worst handler. She keeps my treat bag on her hip and she’s ALWAYS spilling them and jumping around making all of us excited. Sometimes I just walk off because I’m embarrassed. I like to pretend I’m with another dog and handler.

I passed my Level 3 Obedience test, with full marks of course. There was a lot that we had to do and sometimes I really don’t want to do it, it’s much more fun to mess around in the class and make the other dogs mess around too but I try really hard not to mess around on test day because all the humans have their serious faces on. And my human brings chicken *wag wag wag*

I’ve moved onto the Advanced Obedience class now. It’s in a much smaller room. I think they did that on purpose so that all of us dogs are on top of each other. We don’t mind. It’s MUCH easier to cross a small room to distract another dog and you get to show off your dodging skills more too.

Geo-caching

My human and her friends play a treasure hunt game called Geocaching. People all over the world hide boxes, then publish their locations on a website and you can use your phone to find them. There are lots of little games to play as well as trying to find as many treasures as you can. You get to find out history of the area and you’re always taken to interesting places by the people that hide the treasures.

There are lots of different treasures to find. Some are film canisters, some are so small they’re as big as a dog claw, and some are very cleverly hidden.

Sometimes, there are events and some of these events are especially for dogs. Otherwise known as a ‘geo-wagg’. My human couldn’t wait until I was big enough to go with her as she’s always having adventures.

One of these geocaching adventures happened the other day.

My furiend Jack and I had arranged to take the humans out for Geocaching walkies. My human had prepared a trail of just over 30 treasures to find in the Kent countryside. It was all on public footpaths and she had looked to see that it was ok for dogs. Usually, there are warnings saying that a trail isn’t dog friendly. There were no warnings, so it was deemed safe. It was public right of way, so my human had me off the lead, running around and sniffing for treasures.

We were walking down a path, with a big posh house on one side and a line of trees on the other, when my nose picked up a really interesting scent. As we came down the path, I realised that there was a hole under the fence, just big enough for a Bella, so I just popped under to have a look.

I couldn’t believe my nose! There were 2 sheep and a big ram in the posh garden. I thought that they probably shouldn’t be there, so I was just about to give chase when my human noticed I was on the other side of the fence.

‘’BELLA, COME’’ she shouted, her worried face coming.

So, like a good girl, I popped back under the fence and came straight to my human.

‘’Well Done Bella’’ she said. ‘’Have a treat’’ she said. ‘’You’re such a good girl for coming back. I can see that the training is FINALLY paying off’’

I went back on lead and we carried on with our walk.

A few minutes later, clear of the sheep and in an agricultural field, my human let me off the lead again. She says that there’s a really easy way to tell if there will be farm animals in a field. She says that if there’s a big gate, and it’s open, there’s a good chance there’s nothing in there.

The only flaw with that plan, is if the reason the gate is open, is because there are farm animals on the move.

PAWSOME!

Now, my friends, I can tell you that there is NOTHING more fun for a teenage cattle herder, than a whole field of cattle that need herding.

Before my human had even noticed what was around the corner, my nose had picked up the cows and I was charging down to the part of the field where they were moooving.  I shouted over to Jack to stay with the humans, because this was only for herders, just like laps are only for Jacks. Jack took one look at the cows and just stood still, staring. So did the rest of the humans.

My human, however, was shouting … BELLLA, BELLA COME … and running away from the cows. It was too late. The cows had seen me and so had the farmers. For a second, everything was real still. The only sound I could hear was my blood rushing to my feet and that voice in my head, the one telling me … CHASE.

I stared at one of the cow’s right in the eyes and she stared at me. Then we both ran. Towards each other.

‘Oh no’ my human said, with a few other *non child friendly words*

And then she shouted to her friends. RUUUUUUN. GET OUT OF THE WAY. NOOOOW!!!

You see, they were all standing in the corner of the field and the cows were coming our way. A whole herd of them! Our friends didn’t have to be asked twice and started running towards my human, followed by a herd of cows and a Bella and then two farmers.

Again, my human shouted …  ‘’Bella, COME’’. This time I heard her.

My training kicked in and I stopped herding instantly. I ran over to my human as fast as I could with my ‘did you see that’ face. I ran over, stuck my bottom on the floor in front of her, just as I’m supposed to and then ran off again. To see the cows.

‘’NO Bella. COME. ‘’

This time I came back before I’d bothered the cows again. My human put my lead on and then passed me to a worried friend, while she went to apologise to the farmers and the cows for ‘’Bella’s bad behaviour’’.

Luckily, the farmers were very friendly and not upset at all. I think they could see how scared and sorry my human was. They had a nice chat and he said it was ok. The cows were being taken across public land to the dairy shed and they should have put signs up.

My human said she was glad that they were so friendly and understanding and that no one got hurt. She also said that it was progress that I came when she called me, that at least she can ‘’get through’’ when I’m in chase mode, which she says she couldn’t before.

*don’t know what she means*

As we walked off, through their field, once the cows had gone … we heard a familiar command. ‘’Leave it’’. We turned to see the farmer’s Border Collie running as fast as he could towards us, ready to say hello. ‘’Leave it’’, the farmer shouted. ‘COME BACK’’ the farmer shouted. The Collie didn’t listen at all and the farmer had to cross the field again to come and get his dog. My human said she thought this might have been why they were so understanding and it made her feel much better about her dog running off.

Discover Dogs at Crufts 2013. 

This weekend is a BIG weekend for lots of doggies in the UK. It’s Crufts weekend, the national dog show, where the best of the best hang out and try and beat each other at lots of competitions.

Some dogs work all their life just to get to this show and my human says that if I listen and win some competitions, then maybe one day, I’ll be able to go too.

She says I’m too young at the moment, but we’ve got our first official competition at the beginning of June which I’m practising for a lot.

There is a part of Crufts called Discover Dogs, where people can come and meet all the different breeds and find out about them.

I’ll be there on Saturday, between 9am & 12:00pm. If you happen to be there, do come and say hello.

I would also like to take this opportunity to wish a HUGE MASSIVE GOOD LUCK, to my friend Swift and her handler Jo, my dog trainer. They’ve qualified for Obedience at Crufts this year so … GOOD LUCK. I’ve got all my paws crossed for you. *wag wag wag* We think they’re PAWSOME.

When I was a little puppy, I used to try and play with the big dogs.

It was pawsome, everyone loved it. I’d jump all over them, chew their ears, climb on top of them, pin them down, grrrr in their faces and they ALL loved it.

I think something happened when I changed from a puppy collar to a dog’s collar. I was told that I had something called a puppy license … and it’s gone now.

I’ve looked everywhere for it. In the park, in the woods even in the car - it was nowhere to be found.

I had to do something. I was in trouble, I wasn’t allowed to bite the big dogs ears anymore. I don’t understand, because when I was a real little puppy and used to bite their ears, they used to yelp and say ‘get off me Bella’. Now I don’t even get close to the ears, the big dogs know what I’m about to do and they give me ‘the look’ and say ‘Don’t even think about it Bella’.

So I had to learn another way to play.

When I was little, I wasn’t that fast. And I wasn’t that clever. My legs didn’t really do what I wanted them to do all the time and the big dogs could ALWAYS take my toys and play with them.

Now, I’m super fast. I’m super clever and my legs listen to me all the time. So now, the big dogs can’t catch me.

 

My brother Alfie thinks I’m a thief.

Alfie’s the fastest Entlebucher in the UK, but you know what – I’ve been practising. I say, I’m not a thief, it’s just getting harder to catch me and I’m going to be the fastest one day. 

What do you think? Am I a toy thief or am I just super fast?

2013 has started in the most amazing way!

As you know, I live in England. I’ve found out that there’s one thing England has a lot of … RAIN. Especially when it’s time to go for a walk. I don’t mind and luckily for me, neither does my human.

On the weekend, she came home from work and was being silly. She climbed the ladder to the roof and brought down a huge plastic toy.

‘You wait Bella’ she kept saying. ‘You wait until tomorrow, I can’t wait Bella’

Honestly. Humans have NO control. She makes ME wait ALL the time. I don’t mind in class, but she does it EVERYWHERE. When we’re coming into the house, when I’m in the car and she’s putting her wellies on. She even does it just to practise. Now she’s telling me she can’t wait. What a joke.

I didn’t see any treats, so I wasn’t taking her that seriously.

Next morning … something had happened to my territory. Something strange and cold and white. It was everywhere and my human had gone crazy!

‘Bella, it’s here – look outside, it’s so beauuuuutiful … LETSGOPLAY’.

Now that’s one instruction I always follow first time.

I ran out into the garden and the white stuff was right up to my tan! ‘Where’s your toy Bella, FIND IT’ … so I started looking … I knew I’d left it out here but .. where? Soon I had my paws on it, and just needed to dig it out.

Once I’d found it, I had a pawsome time shaking it around the garden. Every time I shook, the white stuff flew around and crunched under my feet.

Then she said one of my favourite things. ‘Bella, you wanna go see ALFIE’

My ears pricked up. ALFIE? OF COURSE I WANNA GO SEE ALFIE …

You see, Me and Alfie have got a bet on. He started it. It’s ALL his fault.

He said he was the coolest.
He said he was the coolest over and over and over and over again. He said he started all this mischief stuff and I would NEVER be as fast or as clever as him to get away with as much mischief.

So we started a bet. Every time he’s at mine he has to do something naughty. And it’s the same if I’m at his place. I told him we better leave the rabbits out of it for now.

The Bet.

We’ve started Agility classes together. Once a week, Alfie brings his human to my place. (He actually does, SHE doesn’t know the way from the train station, but Alfie does, so he tells her where to walk) A couple of weeks ago it was supposed to be OUR first lesson. Alfie had other ideas. The other idea ended up with him having stitches to his head!

As I was separated and Alfie was taken to the vets, he looked over his shoulder … and gave me a wink.

I knew what that wink meant. Attention from the humans. Silly Alfie didn’t care that his brains could have fallen out, he was too busy gloating that I was being left indoors on my own, he even bragged that he was going to see MY vet!!

I’d been trying to think of a way to get my own back when I remembered. Alfie had a new den. I was BOUND to find something.

We got to his new place, he showed me around quickly then the humans took us off for some mischief of their own!

We had a pawsome time playing, running and pulling the humans on a sledge! Snow is definitely more fun with an Alfie!

When we got back to his den, Alfie’s human started cooking and I was trying to work out how to get the food. It wasn’t going to happen so I kept running off into the other rooms when I got a chance. Firstly to investigate, secondly to see what things of Alfie’s I could steal.

My human was there straight away, being bossy. ‘Bella, come out of there’. ‘Bella, come back’ … I could see this was going to be harder than I thought, so I pretended to be good and played with Alfie in the room with no table.

Then it hit me. I KNEW what to do.

I waited and waited. Waited until Alfie, his human AND my human were all looking at me. And you know what I did?

PEED.

Right there, on his rug, right next to his bed.

As I was taken to the garden, amongst human cries of ‘Bella, I can’t believe it’ … I looked over my shoulder … and gave Alfie a wink.

Sledging

Over the weekend, one of the things I did, being an Entlebucher Mountain Dog in her first snow, was get aquainted with something that the humans call a sledge. I had a go at pulling my human, Alfie pulled his human and I had a go pulling the human’s bags with Alfie. It was pretty pawsome.

GUESS WHAT I’VE LEARNT?

Pulling a sledge is NO WAY more fun than riding down a hill in one!

2012 … It’s been a BIG year for me, my first one.

It started like this. On 30th March 2012 I was born. The first B pup in the whole of our Kingdom.

After a few weeks, we were all given our humans. My girl and man came to visit me when I was 4 weeks old, which looked like this.

It was my human’s birthday weekend and she said it was the BEST birthday she’d ever had. Everyone was asking her what she was doing and she told them ”I’m going to meet my puppy”.

At 8 weeks, then the end of May, I went to my humans. It was a bit scary at first and I spent most of my first day like this.

After a while, I realised that the people were really nice, that I liked them A LOT. It wasn’t going to be bad at all.

We’ve actually had A LOT of fun together.

I started school and have done some training. All the way from Puppy Play Group to Level 2 Obedience. This year I get to start Agility and I’m going to school with my big brother Alfie. I can’t wait, I’m so excited to be in class with him, the FASTEST Entlebucher in the UK. I can’t wait to show him off to all my friends. I’m going to introduce him to Ozzy, because Ozzy sniffs my bum WAY too much and maybe Alfie will have a word with him. That’s what big brothers are for, right? Ozzy will have to concentrate on Cara from now on, but Cara will probably like Alfie too. *wag wag wag*

I’m also starting my Level 3 Obedience, which is when I get to work off lead. I’ve learnt to play up in the class but still pass my test. My human says I’m just like her.

Christmas was PAWSOME!!

Alfie had told me a few things, he said it was fun and the best bit was that humans didn’t go to work for a while, which meant I had two people to play with ALL DAY.

HE didn’t tell me about the Santa Paws (not a burglar)

He didn’t tell me about the reindeer poo (tastes good!!)

He didn’t tell me there’d be a tree in my house. (with BALLS on)

He didn’t tell me I’d get an AMAZING roast dinner on Christmas Day (with sausage and bacon and beef and gammon and turkey and pigs … wearing blankets)

He didn’t tell me that Sprout Farts can clear a whole room (for quick treat stealing)

He didn’t tell me that the humans would drink funny drinks (and love me even more than usual)

I’m glad he kept it all as a suprise. I’ve been giddy from all the fun, sometimes I just had to stand in the middle of the room and BARK because I was so happy.

When the year ended, my humans took me on a special midnight walk. We went on top of a big hill that looked right out over London. There were lots of people walking with us. We got to the top and we all stopped and waited. Then all the humans were shouting. 10 – 9 – 8 – 7 …

I got excited at this point and decided to join them … 3 Roooooooooo, 2 Roooooooooo, 1 ROOOOOOOOOOOOO ROO ROOO ROOO ROOOOOOO. Everyone liked my roo’ing and I didn’t get told to quiet once.

This is me and my human, celebrating the New Year together. She said it was hard to get a photo with fireworks, Bella & herself, because the person with the camera was drunk.

I don’t know what 2013 will bring.

My human says it’s an important year for me. I have to have lots of tests to see if one day, I’ll be able to have puppies of my own, that’s a long way off though. She just wants me to have fun for now.

Talking of puppies. My friend Shadow had her puppies and they’re now almost ready to go to their new humans. They have been live on a website since they were a day old. This is the last week that they’re on the camera, and I have to say, they’re looking pawsome. I can’t wait to meet them and tell them all the secrets to training a human.

You can catch their last few days with their mum here

PUPPY CAM

They’re really fun to watch at this age and full of mischief.

And you can read all about their last week with their mum here, on my other friend Alfie’s blog.

It’s a new year and the puppies will soon have new homes.
Every night this year, I’ve been wishing on a star (Sirius, the Dog Star of course) … here are my wishes for the new puppies

I wish you not to be scared when you leave your home.

I wish you to have safe and happy journeys to your new home.

I wish you LOVE and CUDDLES like you’ve never had before.

I wish you patient humans, who understand that you are young and will make mistakes.

But most of all, I wish you sausages.

LOTS AND LOTS OF SAUSAGES.